I am completely out of all long positions. Just did some shopping for hubby online and I await you... Longs, you know what to do. Click that sell button. Shorts, congrats in advance. May your wives, husbands, boyfriends and whatever else it is you people do these days, all enjoy your Thanksgiving. The stock market is about to be rocked beyond anything anyone new to the market would expect. Snoopy, Woodstock and the rest of the gang will be patient.