bASED ON THE SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN NUMBER KNOWN AS FIVE (5)

Now, don't blame me if this financial advice works. It is highly scientific and has a record of generating a staggering amount of wealth to the most undeserving of individuals leaving them in a drunken stuppor and awash in a really indecent amount cash. I want no part of this.

You would be far better off getting yourself a nice girlfriend who owns sensible shoes and has an interest in sheep farming rather then leading the crypto life.

See you in 5 months and bring cash.

wmw