Steaming Hot Pile of CRAP

This CRAP's near All Time Highs (ATHs) not seen in decades.
Here's the scoop on all the poop on a stock that's rising like the tide.
That's some really great looking crap. And I should know. Some people I'm a totally crap trader. Others say my personal skills are crap. Yet more say I just talk a bunch of crap.
So you see, my creds are really on point with this CRAP equity.
If you want to know what I'm doing ... I'm holding a nice size bag of crap. If I have to, of course, I'll flush it all down the tubes.
So what do you think of this CRAP?
Serious answers only, please. :)