FRIDAY 10/04, 5:22 PM ET, THIS IS THE FINAL SERIES FOR THIS FORECAST:
1) because the medium range high is 3070
2) the high range high is 3135
3) in other words, 425-490 points in 19 trading days
4) this means that target highs have to literally hit EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
5) because the averages rise 24 points EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
6) you cannot miss a 50 point run and move it down the calendar
7) since there's a deadline and no more time to move targets
8) so there's that to consider and have a good weekend
9) starting this Sunday, we lay waste to the entire bear concept as a whole
10) if they are a brown bear, black bear, panda bear...
11) if they like they Panda Express fast food chain...
12) if they plan to wear a bear costume for Halloween...
13) if they even want a giant bear for Valentine's Day, it doesn't matter
14) if they are friend of a friend that once worked at Build-A-Bear workshop
15) if they used to date Jay Cutler's ex-girlfriend
16) or if their neighbor is a fan of Chicago Bears football organization
17) THEY. WILL. ALL. HAVE. TO. DIE.
18) because gold is going to rally like you've never seen before
19) that is unless you were around in the 1970's
20) that's mutually exclusive b/c you wouldn't be around to read this so...