Another eth idea

send it to goblin town

below the 2000s

where no man dare step

be brave young warrior

for this is a gift from the elves

buy all you can and wait till xmas

when presents line the shelves

when greedy eyes are forcefed lies

about tokenisation, yields and debt

sell your eth by the dozen as it soars past 6k

and disappear with santa into the night sky

laughing all the way