BTC flashes its plateau feature before the spike

If you've been in the crypto industry enough, you've seen the plateau coins. This guy (and Doge) will be the epitome of plateaus after this next spike. HODL or go home bois, this ain't no coming home party. We are going to Jupiter soon and there is no flight back, so buy crypto now or go go to Sam's club and get some bulk tissue for that hiney of your (cuz you gonna need it).