Take a loan from Nelnet, place the bills into your broker of choice and short, and pay them back with their bloody money.
What we've got.
1. Ascending Wedge: Bear 2. Elliot wave: looks like it was completed. 3. DJI & S&P 500: Descending Triangle: Bear + Near complete and poised for breakout 4. Cup & Handle: Arguable has hit its targe 5. Stochastic RSI- Lower Low whilst price creates a higher high + debatably double top in 6 month view with higher prices 6. Volume : Declining, get ready for a breakout.
Stop paying Nelnet, let their loans pay themselves with a nice short.